I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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