Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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