Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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