it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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