She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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