Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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