Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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