And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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