"it" just moved
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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