Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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