i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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