it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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