yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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