people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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