I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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