How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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