Someone shit on the floor
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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