Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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