I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and she was petting her beer can
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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