More tranny stories later!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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