Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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