im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
