A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
