Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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