their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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