: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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