either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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