your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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