I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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