Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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