That's intense
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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