Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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