At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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