No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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