i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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