...so i touched it.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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