roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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