these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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