I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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