have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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