I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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