So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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