So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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