his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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