I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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