Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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