i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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