bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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