forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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