47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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