He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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