You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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