Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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