dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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