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say what?
wanna hang out?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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