How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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