Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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