hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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