Barsexuality is the new black.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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