So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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