Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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