i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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